Title: Skin Deep
Author: wofl_iron
Rating: pg-13
Summary: 4x14 coda
Word Count: 403
Notes: Deancentric angst. Strange POV. I'm a little rusty, so I'm entirely unsure as to the quality of this. o.o


( Big and slow. The winding down of a clock. The funeral pyre of a holocaust. )

Title: Still, I'm Gonna Miss You
Author: wofl_iron
Rating: PG-13 (for language)
Word Count: 1,424
Summary: The boys have a fight.
Notes: Coda to 3x05 Bedtime Stories. I wrote this a while ago, forgot to post it. Whoops. :p


( Sometimes the truth is greater and more terrible than any lie that could be fabricated. )

Title: Like a Bird Astray
Author: wofl_iron
Rating: PG
Summary: Something is different about Sam and Dean's pretty sure it's not college
Notes: This is prettymuch to cater to brainrat and myself only. *shrugs* Fair warning. Basic premise being "An AU in which Sam is a therian" Really. That's all you get.

( Even a heartsick and grieving Sam, tormented with guilt and nightmares is better than no Sam at all. )

Title: You Don't Bring That on a Picnic!
Author: wofl_iron
Rating: NC-17
Characters/Pairing: Sam/Dean
Word Count: 1,858
Summary: Sam is sneaky, Dean is grumpy. There's a mountain and a picnic basket and then they have sex.
Notes: Written for my beloved roseganymede and it's late in coming, but she requested Sam and Dean on a picnic, so here it is. Shameless PWP. And yes, I have been on a mountain like this.





( It was all Sam's fault, but Dean had gotten himself into this situation. )

Title: You're Such a Line to Break
Author: wofl_iron
Rating: PG-13
Characters/Pairings: Dean, Sam
Word Count: 8,513
Summary: Sam comes to learn the true extent of how much he needs his brother. And he fights some pretty weird monsters along the way.
Notes: Dedicated to brainrat who gave me the idea. ANGST angst and more angst. Death!fic. You have been warned. This was written for the superficfridays' fic contest. This is fic one in a series of two or three. There will be a sequel in the near future.




( Three weeks later, Sam narrowly avoids being impaled by a unicorn. Turns out, they're not quite as friendly as all the lore makes them out to be. )

Title: Tragedy Bound
Author: wofl_iron
Rating: PG-13
Characters/Pairings: Sam/Andy
Word Count: 1,061
Summary: If this is it, Andy has one thing to do before he goes.
Notes: Set during AHBL Part 1. Written for celtic_cookie who requested Sam/Andy. <33 Angstastic.



( Andy wonders a lot of things about Sam. )

Title: Or Something Like That
Author: wofl_iron
Rating: PG
Pairings/Characters Gen. Sam, Dean
Word Count: 1,545
Summary: Sam is mildly bratty and rather pissed off. Dean is hungry and guilty. Teen!chesters.
Notes: Written for the unconquerable roseganymede who requested food!Dean and smart!Dean. This is both. Wheee!


( No one takes food away from Dean Winchester. Sam's hands have been stabbed by forks enough that he should know better. )

Title: Phoenix
Author: wofl_iron
Rating: R
Characters/Pairings: Sam/Dean
Word Count: 1,731
Summary: In the end, Dean's not strong enough to do it and Sam's not sorry.
Notes: Fourth fic in the Sampire verse following Descent and Conversion and Balance, in that order. This won't make sense if you haven't read those. Haven't written in this verse in a while, and I'm getting back into the swing of things, so apologies if this is sloppy. It's three in the friggen morning, yo.



( They stumble back in just before dawn. Dean's laughing and Sam kisses away the tinge of red at the corner of his mouth. )

Title: Like Oil and Water
Author: wofl_iron
Rating: NC-17
Characters/Pairings: Sam/Dean
Word Count: 2,166
Summary: Dean can't sing. Sam hates Tolkien. Somehow, it all leads to sex.
Notes: Um. slight D/s themes. Probably written for someone though it's been sitting around unfinished for so long, I've forgotten who. So, um, gratuitous PWP. Yes.



( And, yeah, perfect, exactly what Sam wants to wake up to. A goddamn rock ballad of Middle fucking Earth. )

Title: Whitman Sampler
Author: wofl_iron
Rating: NC-17
Pairings/Characters: Aidan McMannus/OC
Word Count: 483
Summary: shameless PWP
Notes: For maypirate because her love for Aidan fuels my love for Aidan, and I haven't written him in so very long.



( In real life, she's probably a bitch, or a prude, or married. He doesn't care. This isn't real life. )

Recently in my personal journal wofl_iron, I took drabble requests and the theme of the night seemed to be Johncentric so, I bring to you, four drabbles involving John. Ratings range from PG to hard R. Put in order in which they happened, though they are unrelated to each other.


Title: An Almost Tragedy
Author: wofl_iron
Rating: PG
Pairing/Characters: John, Mary
Word Count: 289
Summary: The first time John meets Mary.
Notes: Requested by moby_dicks_bong. Dedicated to her. <333


( I'm fine he repeats when he can get a word in edgewise, flashing her a grin that's gotten him a lot of action in the past. )




Title: Dog Problems
Author: wofl_iron
Rating: PG-13 (for language)
Pairing/Characters: Gen. Bobby, Sam, Dean, John
Word Count: 574
Summary: Sam and John are alpha males fighting over Dean.
Notes: Prompted by angstpuppy. So This is written for her.


( Sam marches steadily towards eighteen and independence and no chain in the world will be strong enough to hold him then. Except maybe one. )



Title: Penance
Author: wofl_iron
Rating: Hard R
Pairing/Characters: John/Dean, Sam
Word Count: 417
Summary: Dean is feeling guilty and John realizes how fucked up he is.
Notes: ohmygodpleasedon'tkillmeforthis O_O I feel like I should be so ashamed for this, but I swear it's all moss_gordon's fault. Punch her not me. Anyways, spanking, hints of D/s relationship, daddy!kink. Oh my. *hangs head in shame*


( John's not sure when things went so wrong, but he knows he's fucked up irreparably when Dean hands him the belt. )



Title: Tigres de Cirque
Author: wofl_iron
Rating: PG-13 (for language)
Pairing/Characters: Sam/Dean, John, a bottle of tequila
Word Count: 363
Summary: John finds out.
Notes: For roseganymede, who requested Sam/Dean from John's POV. Angst ho. Thanks to moby_dicks_bong for translation help with the title.


( His hands shake as he lifts the bottle to his lips, tries to drink away a realization he wishes he'd never had. )

Title: Stranger Things Have Happened (But Not Many)
Author: wofl_iron
Rating: PG-13 for language
Characters/Pairing: Gen. Sam, Dean
Word Count: 2558
Summary: Dean is a ferret and Sam's things keep going missing.
Notes: CRAAAAAAAACK. I blame this all on my LJ wife, who encourages me. And THANK GOD FOR A BREAK IN THE WRITER'S BLOCK. OMFG. Really, though, I have no excuse. I'm just amusing myself late at night, here. Un-edited, Un-beta-d. Suggestions/corrections welcomed.


( Ferrets, Sam learns, can't hold their liquor for shit. )

Title: Alternative Uses for Formal Dress Wear
Author: wofl_iron
Characters/Pairings: Sam/Dean
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 2,830
Warnings: tie!kink, breath play, gags. Yep. I think that covers it.
Summary: Sam's distracted during an investigation and Dean has a thing for ties. Well, really, they both do.
Notes: Shameless, SHAMELESS PWP. Written for moby_dicks_bong because she asked. Set during Phantom Traveler. Really, I have no excuse.



( Mostly, he just thinks Dean looks really really good in the suit. )

Title: Handshakes and Looking Cool
Author: wofl_iron
Characters/Pairings: John, random OC, Impala. Gen.
Rating: PG
Word Count: 864 words
Summary: John's looking for a new car and thinks salesmen are probably evil.
Notes: Written on the fly for sugar_in. She provided the title as a prompt. Un-beta-ed. Corrections/Suggestions welcomed.


( No rust, he notes, just dirty. This one is good. This one is perfect. )

Title: Come Closer, You Have a Mosquito on Your Face
Author: wofl_iron
Pairings/Characters: Sam, Dean, mentions of John
Rating: PG
Word Count: 1,692 words
Summary: Sam and Dean start a war that will continue on and off for the rest of their lives. Against each other.
Notes: Written for squirrelarmy who provided me with the title as a prompt.



( Food is a form of apology in the Winchester family. )

Title: The Long Road Home
Author: wofl_iron
Pairings/Characters: John, Dean. Gen.
Rating: PG-13 for language
Word Count: 1,390 words
Summary: Dean tries to pick up the pieces of his life.
Notes: This is a sequel to moby_dicks_bong's fic Comfortably Numb as she is delightful and gave me permission to write this. You'll want to read that first. Un-beta-ed. Corrections/suggestions welcomed.


( Five hundred miles to go and not a drop to drink. )

Title: Even Diamonds Start as Coal
Author: wofl_iron
Pairing: Andy/Tracy
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 3,934 words
Summary: They're both afraid of something.
Notes: Well, the 30th was Andy's birthday. It's technically the 30th anymore, but I was having computer issues, and didn't get this up *quite* on time, but I'm only an hour late. So to celebrate, have some Andy!fic. Happy birthday, buddy, we all miss you. This is completely un-beta-ed, as per usual. And dedicated to moby_dicks_bong cause she asked for it.



( Clothes are too cumbersome to bear. They fall away like leaves in autumn, winter pale skin emerging like spring. )

Title: I've Been Haunted By This Old Ghost Before
Author: wofl_iron
Pairings: None. Gen.
Rating: PG-13 for language
Word Count: 2,235
Summary: After the fire, the Winchesters struggle to pick up the pieces of their broken family.
Notes: this is weird. I won't say too much, because really, you need to see for yourself. But uh, I will say that I hope this works in the way it does in my mind. Un-beta-ed, possibly incomprehensible



( The three of them whittle away the night with shot after shot of comfort burning down their throat in a way that no words are capable of. )

Title: In the Kingdom of the Blind
Author: wofl_iron
Pairing: Sam/Dean
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 4,161
Summary: Things have changed for Dean. Also, he thinks Molly Ringwald and the sound of Sam's voice is hot.
Notes: Lets see. Voice kink and blind people porn! Clearly I'm off my rocker. I've been awake for 42 hours straight. This is completely un-beta-ed and probably very incoherent. *flailflail*


( Is that an exorcism?” Dean asks, half amused, half amazed, one hundred percent aroused. )

Title: Slacker's Guide to the Galaxy (or Why We Love Andy)
Author: wofl_iron
Rating: R for language
Characters: Andy, Sam, Dean, Tracy, Webber
Notes: Meta on Andy in Simon Said. Spoilers for that episode and slight spoilers for the S2 finale.

( Andy is 23, has some pretty awesome powers, and was left motherless as a baby - courtesy of our favorite ceiling-pinning, fire-starting, yellow-eyed demon. )

Title: Balance
Author: wofl_iron
Pairing: Sam/Dean
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 2,300 words
Summary: Dean is angry, Sam finds a way to calm him down
Warnings: strange concepts concerning vampirism that may or may not only make sense to me.
Notes: Third fic in this series following Descent and Conversion. This won't make sense if you haven't read those and it might not anyways. I'm not sure @_@ But, uh, I am thankful that my writer's block is gone and people have been asking for more of this verse, so TA DA! \o/ Please don't beat me.



( And Sam? Sam is a selfish bastard. Always has been, even when they were kids and he insisted on eating the last of the Lucky Charms. )

Meant to post this one here when we wrote it, but I forgot to. Mostly this is here so anyone looking for my fics will have access to it when they poke through here.


Title: Four Times Dean and Sam Failed At Sex and One Time They Didn’t
Author: moby_dicks_bong and wofl_iron
Pairings/Characters: Sam/Dean, John
Rating: NC-17. Language and sex. Lots of both.
Word Count: 8,952
Spoilers: None
Summary: Sam and Dean have tried to have sex numerous times, but it just doesn’t seem to work out. Ever.
Disclaimer: Sadly, they do not belong to me.

( Sulking be damned, it will be a cold day in Hell before Dean Winchester passes up the opportunity to flirt. )

Title: The Sexual Conquests of Dean Winchester (or 12 Steps to Becoming a Sex God)
Author: wofl_iron
Characters/Pairings: Dean/multiple OFCs, Dean/Sam, John
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 3,242
Disclaimer: Not mine, whaa whaa.
Summary: Even Dean Winchester was a virgin once.
Notes: Written for moby_dicks_bong who requested "first date!Dean" fic. I wrote that and more, because I fail at drabbles. So, uh, here you go, my love. Enjoy.


( In Minnesota, Dean saves a girl from a cockatrice )

Title: The One With the Keplie and the Pliers
Author: wofl_iron
Pairing: None. Genfic.
Rating: PG 13. For language
Word Count: 3,623
Disclaimer: Don't own. :[
Summary: Dean hates nature. Apparently, it hates him right back.
Notes: Wee!chesters! Dean is 15, Sam is 11. Lots of Dean whumpage and snark. This refused to get out of my brain until I wrote it. And then it turned into a monster. Beware. >:E Many thanks to moby_dicks_bong for holding my hand on this one.



( I saved Sammy, though, right?” he asks, the words only a little big garbled, this time. “That’s what matters. )

Title: Conversion
Author: wofl_iron
Pairing: Sam/Dean
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 2000
Disclaimer: Don't own. Don't remind me. I can dream. :[
Summary: Change hurts. Literally.
Notes: This is the second fic in what soda_and_capes has dubbed my "Sampire" AU. Spoilers for Bloodlust, plot deviating from that point. This takes place after Descent so if you haven't read that, this may not make much sense.



( Asking Dean to put hate and Sammy in the same sentence is like asking the Yellow Eyed Demon to just knock it off already. )

Title: Descent
Author: wofl_iron
Rating: R
Pairing: Wincest
Word Count: 1,502 words
Warnings: Spoilers for Ep. 2x03 - Bloodlust. AU deviating from that ep.
Disclaimer: Not mine, yo.
Summary: Something's different about Sammy. And by the time Dean notices, it may be too late.
Notes: AUGH. THIS IS ALL soda_and_capes's fault. Mostly this is due to our Vampires vs. Pirates battle. asdlfkj; MY BRAIN. D:


( What, had he actually expected Sam to stop? )

Title: When Dreaming Ends
Author: wofl_iron
Pairing: Wincest
Rating: PG-13, for language
Word Count: 1,340 words
Warnings: SPOILERS FOR EPISODE 2x21. Also other things that will not be mentioned here, but uhh, prepare yourself.
Notes: I need to stick my face in a blender for this. No really. *shame*


( Reality is a screaming wildcat; one that throws itself at Dean with fangs bared and claws at the ready. )

Title: When the Going Gets Rough (You Can Lean on Me)
Author: wofl_iron
Pairing: Sam/Dean
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 7,000 words exactly
Summary: Dean's having a bad day that just keeps getting worse and worse. Luckily, he has Sam to make it better.
Notes: Written for timbean, on her birthday. Which is tomorrow, technically, I'm only a few minutes early. Happy birthday, hun. ♥


( Dean isn’t really interested in what Sam’s doing, it’s all Geek to him anyways. )

Title: If Wishes Were Horses
Author: wofl_iron
Pairing: Connor/Murphy
Rating: PG-13
Notes: For cryogenia, who requested Aidan being "OBLARGAG" about brothers and their incestuous ways.

( Aidan doesn't know him, but he hates him just the same )

Title: On Mornings, Hangovers, and Toast All Around
Author: wofl_iron
Pairing: Connor/Murphy
Rating: PG-13
Notes: For maypirate who requested a piece concerning Connor and Murphy's perspective on their cousin.

( Connor turns away again, unable to brood over someone who's staring directly at him )

So uh...I got sucked in. Indeed I did. And thus, I have written Aidanfic. For those of you who aren't familiar with the concept, Aidan is an original character created by maypirate and timbean. It has bases in both the tv show Supernatural and the movie Boondock Saints.

Title: A Glance At Life Through the Bottom of a Glass
Author: wofl_iron
Pairing: Aidan/OFC, Implied Connor/Murphy
Rating: NC-17
Notes: Dedicated to Tim and May, for letting me play in their lovely universe.

( The drunk blonde becomes a Beth and Aidan spends the next ten minutes telling Beth everything she wants to hear )

Title: For the Love of Automail
Author: wofl_iron
Rating: PG
Pairing: Implied Edwin
Notes: For velvet_mace who provided the title and hence, the idea. Very Unbetaed. Corrections/suggestions welcomed.

( Edward, there are ROCKS in here. No wonder it keeps locking up )

Here's a series of drabbles that I wrote on a whim. maypirate provided the prompts for me when I felt like writing and had no ideas, so I gladly cater to her whims and thus are the results. :D

Title: Scarves
Author: wofl_iron
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: Connor/Murphy
Notes: For maypirate who listens to my babble and encourages my blather. Unbetaed. Suggestions/Corrections appreciated.

( They are the epitome of vile )

Title: Laundry
Author: wofl_iron
Rating: PG
Pairing: Implied Connor/Murphy
Notes: AAAANGST. Unbetaed. Suggestions/Corrections appreciated.

( Murphy just spilled some beer, that’s right. )


Title: Spilled Coffee
Author: wofl_iron
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Connor/Murphy
Notes: fluff, revenge and smut. Unbetaed. Suggestions/Corrections appreciated.

( And Murphy doesn’t really remember when he went from wanting to punch his brother for being so careless and when he wanted to hear Connor begging and writing beneath him )

Title: Love is Destructive
Author: wofl_iron
Fandom: BDS
Pairing: Connor/Murphy
Rating: NC-17
Notes: for my lovely squishy mom maypirate who provided the title.

( and it’s like a whirlwind, it’s like madness and passion and all that other sappy shit that they won’t admit to even thinking about, but they feel it )

Title: The Day Central City Stood Still
Author: wofl_iron
Rating: PG
Pairing: Gen, implied Elricest
Notes: for hagane_no who provided the title and inspired the fic. ANGST!

( He finds an alley that’s devoid of people, eventually, and ducks down it, leans against the dirty brick wall and remembers when he found Ed in a similar alley, blood on his hands and lip quivering )

Title: Merry-Go-Round
Author: wofl_iron
Pairing: Connor/Murphy
Rating: NC-17
Notes: written on the fly and I am too lazy to edit, so if it's terrible, I apologize.
For maypirate who is a foul enabler and forces me to write things. ♥

( It never would have occurred to them that the harmony of two would be broken )

Title: Distractions
Author: wofl_iron
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Connor/Murphy
Notes: Unbetaed, corrections, suggestions, concrit welcome. Much love to maypirate for bullying me to write this. It's ALL HER FAULT.

( They are in a hospital and there is a doctor who should be in a coffin utilizing a sharp instrument dangerously close to his flesh and his brother is giving him a hand job underneath the table. )

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Friends locking...I've decided, is not for me. Too much hassle. Therefore, I will warn now, NC-17 content of mine is NOT locked, but I ask that you observe the laws in your country and read what is appropriate for your age. Barring that, if you believe you are mature enough to *VEIW* the content then you are mature enough to not inform me that you are underaged, if that is the case. Thank you.

Now. ( This is Kinda long )

Title: Pillar of Salt
Fandom: FullMetal Alchemist
Characters: Edward and Alphonse Elric
Prompt: #34 - Not Enough (for fanfic100)
Word Count: 933
Rating: PG-13 for slight gore
Warnings:: Spoilers for Episode 3, slight gore, angst
Summary: Edward made a mistake.
Author's Notes: this was totally just a spur of the moment, stream of consciousness type of thing. It's really disjointed and weird. o.O I'm just...not sure about it. Also, this is the first thing I've ever written that was under 1000 words. Un-beta-ed. Concrit/corrections welcome and appreciated

( Fish-tail emotions flick their way along, swimming, swishing back and forth in his mind )